Bald headed champ

Its a fully erect penis. Waiting to to penetrate any Orpheus. Mainly used during the acts of oral pleasure.

Jane asked Bob , " what are two lips on a bald headed champ? " Bob replied "what?" Jane answered, "My lips on your dick! "...lmfao....

by Cheri cox February 10, 2018

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Robs fucked head

When you rub so much acetone on your head that the growth of your hair becomes minimal. To the point every girl/guy is disturbed by your presence.

We were having a nice conversation at lunch then I lost my appetite when I looked up and saw Robs fucked head.

by pflexwigga July 27, 2022

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African mask head

A person with an exceptionally large face in comparison to their body.

Look at the size of Kelly's face? Yeah,she's got a right African mask head

by Dwight Spiegelhacker November 20, 2014

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bees in my head

when you're ADHD is being loud.

the fucking bees in my head won't shut up.

by ollieverr March 24, 2022

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ben franklin head

When a guy grows his hair long and thinks he looks like Fabio but actually looks like Ben Franklin

Nice hair you Ben Franklin headed looking fuck !

by Douche canoe December 27, 2021

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1. Encouraging directive made by a male for a female (or male, if that's how you swing) partner to directly engage the head of the penis in either oral, vaginal or some other orifice-centered sexual act.

2. A derogatory exclamation made from one male to another as an insult, much akin to telling someone to "suck my dick".

1. Girl: "Ooh, baby, I am feeling so sexy right now....." Guy: "Well GET UP ON THE HEAD, girl!!!!"

2. Guy 1: "You need to get out of my face, man..." Guy 2: "GET UP ON THE HEAD, you fucktard!!!"

by BDOG47 May 27, 2017

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