Shit the bed

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

eat shit

(verb) to be subervient or submissive.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

shit dick

A Gay Man...............

*(self explanitory)* you know a dick in an ass, with shit in it...

by shit dick May 13, 2005

elephant shit

I was at the Circus once and I saw the Lion Tamer lift up the elephant's tail, and it started dropping baseball-sized turds like a token dispenser at the arcade.

God damn, look at that thing go!

by T Hizzle May 1, 2005

shit chatting

Your texting on your phone while you were shitting.

shit chatting not chit chatting.

Dude, i'm really glad you talked me out of that horrible decision last night when we were shit chatting.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

Shit Hand

When you go to wipe your ass and either A) the toilet paper you've chosen to use fails resulting in shit all of your hand. B) Said toilet paper does not exist or C) Somehow shit actually finds it way onto your hand.

Also related: Poop Thumb (Which is a lessor case of above - Shit Hand)

I was in the toilet when my toilet paper ripped in half, so I have a severe case of shit hand right now.

Ever have poopthumb? Well I have shit hand, that is a whole other list of problems.

by BiggyBigs April 18, 2010

Shit-spigot

1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;

2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times;

3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.

Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?

by CA-35 August 29, 2009