Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

Bust a Nut

The term bust a nut is a slang term referring to the action of ejaculation.

L : "I'm about to bust a nut"
H : "bro too much information"

by Тимофей March 24, 2023

dough-nut

When you fuck a doughnut and cum inside of it.

Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.

"Yo, gimme a doughnut, I gotta dough-nut."

by Syrupy yuppie September 25, 2019

Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun

Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!

by Nutman the God October 4, 2022

hanging nut sack

Vulva

The lips of a vagina look like a hanging nut sack

by Slayer4778 December 2, 2019

Going nuts

When a man cums like crazy.

Hobo 1: Bro look at that bitch. I am going nuts.

Hobo 2: Creep

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2023

No Nut November

No Nut November (a challenge that had started in November 2011) is the worst time for anyman and woman to experience during November. Within the challenge, you have to go throughout the whole month without ejaculating or else you fail and are declared a "loser" to everyone ever.

Bob: Man No Nut November sucks.
Joe: Yeah man, good thing I let it out yesterday!
Bob:...Joe, November started two days ago, you fucking loser.

by hibuds November 6, 2023