Shipping Nuts

The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth

Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise

by Nofuckyoufuckyoufuckyou May 15, 2020

NUTS

Go to hell

Karen: Hey, why aren’t you talking to me, I’m sorry I cheated on you.

You: NUTS

by Sentinelstu505 May 18, 2020

Devils nut

This is when you cum in your girl a small amount each time you bang then pull out. This is a scary thing to do because someone might loose there life.

Her:did you just come in me?
Him:no only a little devils nut
Her:what the hell does that mean?
Him:don’t worry babe it alright I pulled out didn’t I?

by Fedro May 23, 2020

Nut

A type of hard fruit used commonly in trail mixes. What did you think semen, get your head out of the gutter.

Nut is my favorite fruit

by swollen Penis May 25, 2020

Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.

I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.

by 997854543 July 31, 2020

Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.

Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.

by MommaCAS1976 August 10, 2020