Its your mom
by Iam your mother April 6, 2022

Friend: I bet that girl ADORES pussy.
Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!
Asshole: Wait! That means your mom just heard you insulting her!
by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

A lifesaver. She will do anything in her power to protect you and love you. She's unbelievably caring and will always be there for your ups and downs. The one person that will love you regardless. Her love is abounding. she will never run out of love for you. Even if she isn't with you, she loves you.
she's like a mom to me
by Behumbl December 8, 2023

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered
Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*
by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

ur mom is a joke, it is used when being insulted and/or when making a joke. it is highly recommend to use this word when being roasted
by hello ur mom May 27, 2022

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
by nohandle88 April 19, 2023
