Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

fat knock

Typically a girl named Ellie that lives in ballincollig

Or any girl that has a big belly

Typically a heavy girl or unfit

A girl that eats there boyfriends dinner

Sham is that Ellie the fat Knock

Mam Ellie’s after eating my dinner the fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Fat Jeezy

Someone found at an empezium that likes rap music and asshole red heads

yo lets go to Fat Jeezys wonder empezium

by Fat Jeezy August 3, 2008

Cocaine Fat

A definition of obesity which involves consumption of cocaine in massive amounts. It involves profuse sweating through layer of clothing.

My dad told me the round, sweaty comedian we just met was gonna die soon. He said he was “cocaine fat, be glad you met him.”

by The JBZ June 27, 2021

Mentally Fat

A term that can be used to describe someone who is lazy, or even just stingy. A person who hogs all of their food, even if a starving person asks politely.

Wyatt: "I didn't have any breakfast, and Spencer is being Mentally Fat."
Spencer: "I'm not fat!"
Wyatt: "I said you were Mentally Fat!"

by Adumb50 May 13, 2010