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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.
Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014
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Cunt Hung

A derogatory term used to describe a woman (usually in an authoritative roll) who is prone to degrade, step on, and otherwise mistreat other women in her environment.
1. Make sure Mrs. Smith likes you. She's cunt hung for all the girls around here.

2. WOMAN A: Damn! Mrs. Smith is such a bitch to me... it's like she's on a mission to give me a hard time.
WOMAN B: No, she's just CUNT HUNG! ...
WOMAN A: LOL what? that's nasty what does that mean?
WOMAN B: She's on a mission to to fuck up everyones life here. Especially the other girls she thinks are a threat to here status.
WOMAN A: That's messed up.
WOMAN B: Yep ... Bitch is cunt hung.
WOMAN A: Wow yeah I guess so... Ugh I still can't stand the C word though...
WOMAN B: But it's such a adequate description of her evilness
WOMAN A: Yeah I guess so... But still... it's like just as nasty as the M word...
WOMAN B: The "M" word? ...
WOMAN A: Yeah .... hello?

WOMAN B: ? ... ?
WOMAN A: Oh come on don't make me say it...
WOMAN B: yeah you need to say the word, cuz I have no idea what you are talking about.
WOMAN A: Ugh... Ok ... Moist ... UGH! Ew!
WOMAN B: LOL Moist!
WOMAN A: Ew stop!
WOMAN B: MOOIST MOOOOOISSSST ha ha ha
WOMAN A: Aaaah you're one M word away from being cunt hung!
WOMAN B: Ha ha ha Oh so you can say cunt hung now, but not moist?
WOMAN A: Aaaah!
by JeffreyLee4Free! September 26, 2014
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beanie cunt

A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
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Ass Cunt

by B-daaawg October 10, 2014
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Cunting McGoo

A pseudonym used to describe a person's aloof and/or unaware love interest. Especially in the case that the love interests' real name is not known, and the person will literally not shut up about them.
"Jesus, Jon won't shut up about his new Cunting McGoo for some reason, and it's getting annoying."
by Suq_Madiik October 25, 2014
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cunt scooter

Noun. A hoe that scoots her cunt at every guy she sees.

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"That fucking bitch rides cock all over town, what a cunt scooter."
by BTdaKING October 31, 2014
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Cunt Song

A song that cunts like. Generally pop music.
Have you heard Taylor Swifts new song? It's a real cunt song.
by StrangerFromOmegle November 26, 2014
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