Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

by: OnionStrange

Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?

Urban Dictionary by æææææææææ December 20, 2022

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary by Electro 6969696969699699669 December 20, 2022

Urban articulation

when somebody can articulate a sentence while still making sense to urban individuals

moron: uh, dude, I dont remember asking for your opinion
Urban articulator: nigga shut the fuck up, I saw you asking your bitch a bunch of times not to leave yet she still did, so it clearly doesnt fuckin matter when somebody asks. Get the fuck outta here before you I knock you flat on your dumbass
Urban individual: my nigga did some urban articulation!

Urban articulation by prettycoolniggangl December 21, 2022

Urban dictionary editor 

A person with no life ;)

Bro that guy is such an urban dictionary editor

Urban dictionary editor by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH December 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary 

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than the last guy.

Urban Dictionary by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

Urban Dictionary 

-A place where people sometimes come to learn about definitions of terms they hear but have no clue what they mean.
-A one point was a place for people to make questionable jokes.
-Now full of people that believe they are all mighty and righteous for defining Urban Dictionary
-The new home of Mr. Pork (me) who will define every word in the English language the RIGHT way.

Some random person: Hey, remember the urban dictionary?
Other person: (sighs) Yeah?
Some random person: Well, it's getting redefined by this dude named Mr. Pork.
Other person: Let's hope he's better than everyone else.

Urban Dictionary by The REAL Mr. Pork December 28, 2022

Urban Dictionary 

The site you are seeing this word right now.

Man theres some strange shit on the Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary by Peter Oak December 28, 2022