Ripped Hoes

A hooker or easy person who is so incredibly muscular, that one is more threatened than attracted.

"Dude I was definitely gonna slide in this Ripped Hoes DM's but then I saw her biceps and I don't know man, now she just scares me"

by NaveRetsel October 17, 2016

Hoe

Bekah

Damn. Why all girls be like bekah suck a hoe

by Hater37 December 13, 2019

Hoe

Ashely

Omg Ashley you’re such a hoe!

by Rosha Licous March 20, 2020

Hoe hobo

Rough looking, manly female who dressed in ill fitting men"s clothing who nonetheless is a cunt.

I thought he had turned gay! Have you seen his girlfriend? What a hoe hobo!

by Ex parte party March 18, 2017

hoe goblin

a incredibly short person who eats all of the worlds hoes and saves none for the rest of us losers

ur mama is the biggest hoe goblin in the town

by trlyhis July 16, 2023

Adam’s Hoes

A very long line of naturally beautiful and thick perfect master race Aryan blue eyes with a few black beauties in there as well.

“Wow Adam’s hoes sure do know how to please him”

“Oh no Adam’s hoes rabid, cover your dicks!!”

by JackScepticNerves December 11, 2022

teacher's hoe

A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.

Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!

by Smurkio August 18, 2024