Cum stain

When you cum and you take too long to clean it up

Boy: If you think about it we’re all cum stains
Girl: what the fuck goes on inside your head

by Mayakovsky February 09, 2021

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Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

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Scent cumming

When something smells so good you just can't help but cum.

Sarah, your hair smelt so good, I think I'm scent cumming!

by Deadtoner4 April 18, 2018

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Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 07, 2021

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Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."

Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"

by Iced Cummies January 10, 2021

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