Tyler Derangement Syndrome

Tyler Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is an illness that arises when someone has a seething hatred or infatuation with famous Discord celebrity Tyler with the Misfits skull profile picture. Users will often scream at Tyler or @ him in an attempt to get his attention like an obsessive ex-girlfriend. Tyler usually responds by laughing at the user and not giving a shit.

Damn, that guy is really seething about Tyler. He must be afflicted with Tyler Derangement Syndrome

by alphamerch March 10, 2021

Gym Floor Syndrome

When taking tests in middle school and high school PE classes and you're forced to lay down on the floor, the floor is often cold enough that it causes female's nipples to stiffen up, and male's penises to become erect. The males seeing the results of the female's condition only worsens the male's response to the syndrome.

Often referred to as 'GFS' in passing.

Guy 1: Did you check out Becky's Gym Floor Syndrome?
Guy 2: I know, and thanks to that it's gonna be after lunch before my own GFS goes away.

by sm4k September 14, 2009

Rebecca Blacks Syndrome

A condition which people overly obsess about Fridays and have tendencies to break out into song expressing their love for their favorite day of the week.

Ben Dover: It's Friday, Friday, Gonna get down on Friday

Me: Wow you like that song? Your gay...

Ben Dover: Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend.

Me: Shut the fuck up.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I told you...SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!

Me: I hate people with Rebecca Blacks Syndrome...

by MentallyDtarded April 19, 2011

toxic cock syndrome

A condition of the male genitalia whereby the appendage is of an extreme offensive odor due to poor personal hygiene, thus rendering the possibility for felatio or any form of uncovered contact virtually impossible for a prospective partner to withstand. Derived from the medical term Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Man, I heard your bro hasn't had much one on one action of late.

Yeah, what do expect from a guy with toxic cock syndrome.

by froggystomp September 16, 2010

Virgin Dick Syndrome

When a girl loses her virginity to a guy she is dating and then becomes obsessed with having sex with him to the point of it being too excessive.

I finally got my new girlfriend to sleep with me, and now I can't get her to stop, she's totally suffering from virgin dick syndrome.

by Hfthvfhbv September 25, 2013

vehicular tourette's syndrome

Having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their I-Pods or doing everything but paying attention to the road. But usually yelling at your lap so nobody else knows you are calling other drivers nasty names.

Why are you screaming m***er f***er into your lap?

Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.

by Silverlock March 29, 2009

"the funny 5" syndrome

when someone sets out to make something "cool" or enhance something, when in reality their efforts make that thing terrible.

Taken from an Episode of "Doug", when Doug tries to take his dad's kite design for "the funny 5" (the fifth in the kite in a series) and make it more "cool" like his friends kite, but in fact makes the kite suck hard and not even fly.

He got a great design from a professional designer, but then he got "the funny 5" syndrome and started adding stuff and changes things. pretty soon it sucked hard

by rvakbyog June 16, 2008