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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019
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Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022
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fart stick

I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.
by PurpleKangaroo91 July 11, 2024
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Roundhouse Fart

Similar to a roundhouse kick expect in bed, when you’re all worn out. All of a sudden your right leg gets a burst of energy launching your right knee into the air projecting gas which delivers a final blow to your blanket before a deep slumber.
Shrek: oi Fiona!
Fiona: shrek!
Shrek: HIT THIS REAL QUICK! IT’S CALLED THE ROUNDHOUSE FART.
Fiona: These are what the locals use as a useful hallucigenic.
by Dr Bunnyboy March 12, 2022
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Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.
Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.
by Keeping the Auntie status October 16, 2022
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fart

by saulgoodmanic January 8, 2023
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fart nugget

when you fart and it smells like a chicken nugget
by m8ub November 19, 2020
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