Fart

Something that comes out of the ass, typically is offensive in public

Guy 1: Oy bro how are you
Guy 2: *Fart*
Guy 1: Are you fucking stupid mate

by Undercover1122 November 18, 2023

fart ingredients

Everything used to make farts

“I thought farts were just air”

“Let’s look up fart ingredients”

by CuppaDoe March 1, 2024

Fart

A fart is a gas made up of unpleasant smells released from the buttocks of a human being. Many reasons as to why we fart is because we consume and then release air, as it travels through our body, it releases in a rather altered fashion. Farts are often despised and hated for many reasons however it is used in humorous context in media such as television and film.

"Aw man, please don't tell me Connor farted again!"

by Videogame Guides May 8, 2020

meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.

I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮

by [e-mail] December 21, 2022

Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

Fat Fart

A term used to refer to anyone or anything named Jacob, or is English.

"I'm from -redacted-." "Oh so you're a Fat Fart?"

"My name is Jacob." "Oh hey Fat Fart!"

by SCOTLAND FOREVER November 14, 2023

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009