Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
Get the Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)mug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
Get the I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.mug. -Sentence when you want to ask if your dealer got some of that sweet time
time = weed,caffe,canabise,marijuana
time = weed,caffe,canabise,marijuana
"Man you got some time?"
"Yeah man i got like 2 hours."
"Okey man i will buy 1 hour."
"Okey man come over "
"Yeah man i got like 2 hours."
"Okey man i will buy 1 hour."
"Okey man come over "
by Imhighafrn September 7, 2019
Get the You got some time?mug. by AyoBruhDont December 25, 2022
Get the NATIONAL beat up the red time force ranger daymug. by Bingo Time February 14, 2021
Get the Bingo Timemug. The hour leading up to last call at a bar or club in which patrons must quickly find their hookup for the night before leaving together. Usually the most raucous/best time to be out.
We're going to go scram at Moonies bar!
We're going to the party but we'll probably head downtown for scram time at Moonshadows Tavern.
We're going to the party but we'll probably head downtown for scram time at Moonshadows Tavern.
by Hezell March 12, 2012
Get the Scram Timemug. by Smithy Word August 17, 2021
Get the No Tik Timemug.