Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

nut

To nut is when you stroke your ding dong to hard, so thousand island dressing starts flying out of you ding dong.

I used my nut to have on my mothers burger.

by Cl3v4 May 2, 2023

Numb-nut

A Numb-nut is a light-ish insult that you would call a person who does something stupid, or is stupid. Calling someone a Numb-nut is the equivalent to calling someone a dumbass or moron.

"Oh my gosh, you numb-nut! Why would you do that??"

by I suck toe for 1 dollar February 15, 2024

Nut Lucky

Nutting over your shoulder after sex so you don't get a chick pregnant.

Yeah man nut lucky works, I'm lucky I won't be a dad!!

by BootlegGranny October 10, 2020

swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!

Ghost nut!

by Jsospofi April 6, 2023

Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice

by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018