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The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF

(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Porch Monkey

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie
mugGet the Porch Monkeymug.

ass-monkey

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb
by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021
mugGet the ass-monkeymug.

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
mugGet the Eating the monkeymug.

MONKEY GAMING

One of the best youtubers in the world proven by his epic game play of roblox
Bro have u watched Monkey Gaming. HES FIRE
mugGet the MONKEY GAMINGmug.

Lil monkey

Your a lil monkey
by anonymous February 18, 2022
mugGet the Lil monkeymug.

on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business
“He drives like he’s on monkey

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey
by on monkey April 5, 2024
mugGet the on monkeymug.

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