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Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.
I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.
Stinky Double Blow by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017

Social Double Dutch 

Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \

social double dutched; social double dutching

1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.

2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.
This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.
Social Double Dutch by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017

Backflip double split eagle

When you and your girl are having sex, she does a backflip eagle split right on to your face and eats her out.
She wanted me to eat her out. I told her to Backflip double split eagle on my face

Super Double Leveled Up 

It is when you are playing a video game and you surpass all of your friends by several levels in said game
Wow, Seth! I was playing God of War last night and I super double leveled up. Don't be sad, you'll catch up someday.

Super Double Leveled Up 

This describes a superior level of gaming. When one wants to make it known that they are a far superior player in a game.
Wow, Seth! I played this game so good I super double leveled up on you.

The Double Dirty Mermaid 

A sex act. When you put a live fish up a girls ass and the guys ass until only the tail fin shows. Then you fuck.
My brother and his girlfriend took my betas and committed the double dirty mermaid.