When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
Get the phantom blue ballsmug. She is a Blue banana fucker
by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021
Get the Blue banana fuckermug. 
by Fredrickgrumps April 27, 2022
Get the Blue cupmug. After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!
by Monketbutt420 November 10, 2019
Get the Blue Cookiesmug. Being afraid the “boys in blue” will corrupt your city and kill you for your race, gender, sexuality, etc
by 𝓨𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓱𝓸𝓮 April 18, 2024
Get the Blue scaremug. whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
Get the Black and Blue Syndromemug.