Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 25, 2007

White Poles in Black Holes

the act of sexual intercourse between a white male and a black female usually on some extreme porno site where they jizz all over the girls belly buttons and in their eyes. See "Interracial"

Dude, I'm freakin addicted to interracial porno. White Poles in Black Holes sexes me up.

by Simeon October 17, 2004

black people are always late

Black-man time: When you say to your black friend to come to work at 8:30 in the morning and he strolls in at 4 pm.

"Hey, what time do you call this?"
"Black-man time."

Told you, black people are ALWAYS late.

by 50/50 Boyy June 27, 2014

Call of Duty: Black Ops

A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".

I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?

by slappysally January 4, 2011

Black Men Can't Swim

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)

Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.

by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010

Big Fat Black Bitch

A substitute teacher that used to be a gym coach. She yells at kids for no reason, mumbles when she talks to the point where she can't be understood, sits behind the desk the whole class, and never tells students her name. We either call her Big Fat Black Bitch (BFBB) or Ms. (*Donald Duck sound*).

Student: *Sits quietly*.
BFBB: *Donald Duck sounds* Stop talking! *Donald Duck sounds*.
Student: *Whispers* Man, what a Big Fat Black Bitch.

by Waluigi54 January 12, 2018

Orange is the new Black

A phrase that declares Trump supporters are discriminated against, as bad,..if not worst than minorities.

I have been keeping my head down at work throughout the election,...On Nov 8. my manager asked me if I voted for Hillary. I replied "No", she immediately attacked me for my decision, and I have been treated like a Leper ever since that day!! I have been given the crappiest jobs, received a poor review, and eventually was fired! Well, I guess, Orange is the new Black!

by Daisy Cutter January 15, 2017