The Ryan

When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.

Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us

by JimmyRustler420 March 7, 2015

Ryan

He is sweet, kind, sexy and funny .he is very creative with a platonic imagination. He's a bit weird some times but that's what makes him seem so confident or maybe he doesn't care what people think. He will always have your back and make time for you with visits .he will make you feel special every time you see him just that type of person. He's one of the best guys you could ask for and any girl would be blessed to have him. He will make you want to do things you wouldn't usually do like fantasize all dam day. He is very intelligent and intimidating sometimes to talk to maybe it's just the built up tension that makes it so awkward.

P1: what you doing?
P2: thinking about Ryan.
P1: you have to get over yourself.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 29, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is usually a retarded or autistic kid. He is probably going to be a sex offender when he's older.

Ryan is fucking gay

by Veryscaryboy October 31, 2019

Ryan

Fuckin dumbass Filipino price of shit that's fugly and has maybe 2 friends, he also is a midget that's insecure bout his height and no one laughs at his jokes

Obnoxious Girl: Oh hey look at Ryan
Friends: yeah I know he is not attractive or funny he should prob kill himself

by Actually kill me.. November 3, 2019

Ryan

A boy with an anger problem who is a Dick to his friends gets all the ladies and is super thirsty

Michael: "Hey Ryan do you mind sending me pics of tonight's homework I left it at school?"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"

by Ryan_ye_boi June 18, 2019

Ryan

Bitch bitch bitch, he ascts like he owns the world and does not give a fuck about others, he treats people like shit, he has a pussy by the way, he is not a real guy, he calls his friends a slut, and says the he or she had sex with this one guy, and starts bitchy ass rumors that are not true, just for the attention, don't trust this hoe, he's a bitch!

"Omg Ryan looks like a fugly ass wipe that's my baby brother used"

by Vswidbduwj February 28, 2017

Ryan

Yo what's up fuckers im the coolest mother fucker around

Ryan no one can fuck with me

by Hi it's jacob October 11, 2018