cooch weasel

a boy who slaps two bitches at ones time so he can get mad poon.

"Dylan you are such a cooch weasel"

by sergio12 August 3, 2007

sneaky weasel

A person or creature who engages in the art of deception.

Joe: Yo, Todd. . . that guy stole my foot powder. And now my feet are stinkin!

Todd: Aw, shit man. Yeah, that Ray is a sneaky weasel. Can I rub yo feet anyway? Mmmm... let me lick that shit. Oh yeah, mmmmmmm, I wanna rub them stinky feet on my face all night long.

by Bunny Brown October 27, 2005

weaseled

Messed up, tangled, flustered.

"Man, I got all weaseled up in the blankets!"
OR
"hwkki - oops sorry, my fingers were all weaseled on the keyboard."

by WeWereTheTurkey September 23, 2008

Frosting Weasel

A device used to put decorative frosting on cookies and cakes; another term for a cake decorator

Use the frosting weasel to make the roses on the cake

by Brie December 1, 2004

Butt Weasel

A very derogatory name for whom you wish would crawl into Paris Hilton's butt hole and suffocate.

Jake: Dude Jose stole my bike and fucked my sister!

Derrick: Wow, what a jerk!

Jake: not just a jerk, A FUCKING EVIL, DISGUSTING, PIECE OF SHIT BUTT WEASEL!

by Dr. McPenisburgh August 21, 2011

weasel

A small rodent that thrives by stealing bull testicles and selling them as rocky mountain oysters.

Billy Bob:those damn weasels got to my new bull this mornin'
Jethro: Oh really?
Billy Bob: Yup, stole his cahoneys right out from underneet him.
Jethro: those damn weasels!

by fowzilla December 4, 2003

One Eyed Wonder Weasel

n- the penis

Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.

by The WERM January 25, 2004