Weak Excuse

An attempt to explain your motives, which ends in a horribly epic fail.

"Our country was founded by Christians"- A weak excuse to explain why we should separate separation of church and state.

"I was curious..."- A weak excuse to cover your tracks for knocking a girl up.

by Brian Wolffe January 5, 2009

weako

Totally weak shit

Joe: "Hey I don't want to go to a strip club."
Bill: "WEAKO"

by Papa Dirty May 22, 2010

wheat thins

a code word (phrase) pertaining to getting some. as in sexy time or even as simple as making out. can be used if you want to get someone alone when you are in a group of friends or just random people. lulz. go on have fun with it.

to potential lover-"hey, im going to go get some wheat thins upstairs. wanna join me ______?"

to significant other-"man those wheat thins last night were so good."

to friend-"hey did ya get some wheat thins last night?"

by shyddy December 5, 2011

wheatbean

a silly name given to a silly person.
funny when it ryhmes

"your such a wheatbean"
"dean the wheatbean"

by mosherrmayte November 9, 2008

Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006

whakadoodle

(adjective) 1. A person who is commonly recognized as "nuts", "loopy", or "kind of crazy", but in a non-harmful and usually silly way. 2. A person frequently engaging in conversational topics that are somewhat surreal and slightly inappropriate, or making bizarre non-sequiteur topic changes that generally induce awkward laughter from others where everyone quickly glances at one another with a slightly uncertain and questioning look, essentially asking: "That was a little odd, did you think so too?". The answer of course is, "yes". 3. A person who can be described as a little "touched" (by the hand of God), but is still high-functioning socially.

"Well before she went into rehab, Brittany was always a little whakadoodle."

by treacle January 4, 2008

whakoid

Someone who is completely out of their tree. Usually espousing some sort of weird theory. Frequently found on the Internet.

The creator of Time Cube is the Internet's No. 1 whakoid.

by Russel Murphy March 18, 2008