Wanking wizard

Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner

You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.

by Blumchuck January 12, 2015

Walking Radio

All those peeps who have a song for everything you say. You either love them or hate them. But nevertheless, it is contagious.

I love you, you have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

I hate you, you gotta have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

by captiveinflorida June 12, 2014

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Walking Sewage

The citizens of Littleton Colorado, who inhabit the toad tavern and drunkenly fight over nothing.

Look at that walking sewage at the bar

by thefox.com April 6, 2015

Walking yard sale

In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.

Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.

by Sos4321 October 3, 2015

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.

Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly

by yamiscott September 13, 2016