The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023

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Perfectly Wrong time

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

by TirakyneTripleA June 13, 2022

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Stop Wrong Don't

Ha! No. Don't care. I'm going to.

Hym "There is a lot of 'wrong' here, YouTube flith. I am not going to 'stop wrong don't' until I have both the credit I deserve and the money that goes along with it."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

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You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.

Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

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