Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.

He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!

by N0CallerID June 16, 2025

Wisconsin vs. Yoda

Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.

It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

CTA Vs AE Rewrite

Best fucking roleplay ever

CTA vs AE Rewrite is skibidi CRP

by Pufstriax August 14, 2025

Needy vs. Simp

Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.

Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.

by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021

Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ)

A genre of Roblox games, based around on the Noobs and the Zombies. One game such as Noobs vs Zombies Realish is a game where players are automatically selected to play on the Noobs' team or the Zombies' team. The genre has "interesting" and confusing lore. These are divided into 2 types of sub-genre thingys: Super(EvilAzmil)'s games and somedeviser's games. Super's games are usually more polished, and better, and somedevisers games are usually wonkier, and strange AI. Super is known for his game "The Zombie's Onslaught (TZO)", the main game being discontinued, although there is a "Overhaul Major Update" in progress. One can join the group, enter the main game, put ":overhaultest" in chat, and a GUI will appear on their screen, allowing them to join a server. somedeviser is known for his comedic games such as "Noobs vs Zombies: Realish (NVZR)" and "Noobs vs Zombies: Tycoon 2 (NVZT2)". NVZT2 is not the typical tycoon game, as one player can become the team's Leader, being in charge of almost everything, such as base upgrades, defenses, shops, banks, support, and economy. Attackers/Fighters are what you expect; players on the team that attack the enemy team (The Noob/Zombie team). They rely on their Leader for placing and upgrading the Shop, which allows them to access weapons and perks. Some NVZT2 maps are better than others, such as High Assembly, which has a gold mine that players can reach.

Noobs vs Zombies (NVZ) is such an old genre, yet it still remains somewhat popular.

by Kamov the 426th November 29, 2024