Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

gnomes vs knights

CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.

Who is better, Gnomes vs Knights?

by Crypso-Z67R July 21, 2024

Tulsi Vs Kamala

You see how the conservatives have all been pushing this the last couple of days?

Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

Victim vs Victimizer narrative

That's not what is actually happening though.

Hym "It isn't a victim vs victimizer narrative. That is clearly not what's happening here. It's NARRATIVE vs WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. It's not even epistemology vs ontology anymore. It's Jordan Peterson's imaginary interpretation of events vs the things that actually happened in reality."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle

this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.

"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"

by plungebot August 2, 2024

Hitler vs Stalin

When two teams you hate face each other, usually in a championship game

NFL: Super Bowl LIX will be between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles
Everyone: this matchup is Hitler vs Stalin

by FK72 January 27, 2025

You vs You

But only because you fucking suck you bum.

Hym "No it's isn't you vs you. It's only you vs you so you can avoid losing to me. But you suck and are a bum. You have already lost to me. I created AI. You couldn't have won. Your God couldn't have even won. I was better. And it wasn't a matter of opinion. It wasn't a matter of preference. You were worse."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025