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urban dictionary

it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.
urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
by average boi October 31, 2022
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The Urban Wait

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
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urban gold

Quarters. This form of legal tender, necessary for parking, laundry and other aspects of city living, is usually extremely difficult to locate when needed.
Oh shit, my meter is about to run out.

It's OK, I have a secret stash of urban gold in my car.
by sparklologist December 29, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.
Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021
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urban white

Not hood white but not country club suburbs white. Just white enough to wear speerys but can also wear Jordan's and Bape. Most likely an asshole
That fucker ain't hood he just urban white
by Bobi the hood white November 19, 2016
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urban dictionary

a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys
person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better

person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah
by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018
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Urban Surfer

Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.
I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.
by truck drivin jim March 29, 2009
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