The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.
Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
by Seargant Shaft June 14, 2010
Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019
*shut up you cum guzzling slobber twat!
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
*and when we were done i went south for the night and she had the worst case of slobber twat i have ever seen.
by hurstlicker January 16, 2004
Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.
Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!
by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017
Someone who travels by cruise and acts like they know everything. They're bitchy and stuck up. They wear sun visors, fanny packs, khaki shorts, and tropical print button ups, and Jesus sandals. They think they have the right of way for everything, and are commonly seen scratching their head while holding a map.
by bitchValentina December 21, 2018
You ol twat hound you.
by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004
Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".
Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?
Brandon: Hells yeah!
Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?
Brandon: Hells yeah!
by Dirty Rogue March 21, 2010