tug-n-toss

Performing a vigorous air jerk quickly followed by opening your hand, palm up, on the out stroke in order to simulate "tossing" hot man chowder in the direction of the recipient.

After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.

by Nismotech85 November 22, 2019

Nugs & a tug

Basically Netflix and Chill when you're alone. Order in some chicken nuggets (Netflix optional) and have a wank

Friend: Are you having a Netflix and Chill night?

Me: Nah they had to cancel, so just Nugs & a tug

by Phoenix light December 19, 2022

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 01, 2018

Texan tugging

The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole

Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight

We can't do that again dad will spank us

by TheRealAdamSandler June 28, 2020

Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.

You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"

by Rawdogginitsince96 August 10, 2021

grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.

Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.

by jcstreetz November 19, 2014