Tongue clapping

The act of slapping one's lips and tongue in order to make a random, annoying ass noise to fill in awkward gaps, when really, one is only making them more intolerable. It is fairly similar to chewing with your mouth open, without there being any food in that annoying ass suck-hole of yours, which should just stay closed all the time. Often it is done randomly, and cow-like to maximize its effectiveness.

Douche: *random tongue clapping noises*

You: Goddam Kerwin over here won't stopping his lip clapping and I have a severe case of wanting to punch him in the suckhole.

by WWWoooooooWWW December 7, 2010

Tongue Sweats

Increased levels of salivation shortly following the consumption of one or many shots. Sometimes this leads up to vomiting in the corner of a bar or in a friends hat.

Damn, that shot of jim beam is giving me the tongue sweats!

by Dick Dorgan May 26, 2011

Tongue Plow

When a female gets her vagina ate out (hardcore). Also when a woman has an orgasim whilst she has someone's tongue in her vaginal crease.

Cinnamon got tongue plowed last nigh, what a slut!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

tongue blasting

When you rapidly tongue someone's orifice for pleasure

Daniel was in the process of totally tongue blasting her fudge tunnel.

by Fuckedupman July 16, 2016

Tongue and groover

A woman who is a lesbian. Women who eat other women's pussys.

Wow! That lady acts like she's a tongue and groover the way she's licking her lips while she is looking at your girlfriend!

by Rushingin October 12, 2018

laid tongue

Laid Tongue:
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~

Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.

Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "

by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014

Tanzanian tongue punch

When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania

Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration

by hoover50 December 1, 2015