Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.
Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.
by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023
Alice was sitting on the edge of her couch, yawning and having a stretch she then announced: “Awwwh, I’m tommy tucked”.
by Gammon Steak August 03, 2019
Alice sat on the edge of her couch yawning and having a stretch. She then announced to the room: “Awwch, I’m tommy tucked so I am.”
by Gammon Steak August 03, 2019
by akaharleyman February 03, 2014
The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing
by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018
Lives in krotz springs , la and fucks all his cousins at the family reunion amd drives around with daddy money and thinks his shit is better than everyone’s also known as four eyes
by Ykyungsavage October 31, 2018
A guy from colorado, in the vicinity of grand junction, usually prone to smoking weed and fuckin bitches
by c7shock August 10, 2008