One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
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Get the loaf on toaster mug.1. a common kitchen appliance or person that is simple but always seems to roast the shit out of my toast.
Ed: Look Jimmy is being a toaster again.
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
Jon: That Jimmy is always ruining my bread.
Ed: How the f#*k do you mess up toasting bread!
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Get the El Toaster Toast Toast mug.A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.
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