tim armstrong

the hottest old guy singer and the best guitar player in the world....

uh...time is hot

by me October 7, 2003

Tim Nelson

The finest man on campus. By one look, a girl has to fight the urge to undress and crawl on top of him. Nice body, big dick, and a nice firm ass. No matter what, he can always give the best of pleasure to anyone that may challenge him.

I saw Tim Nelson and next thing I remember my shirt was off and my pants were undone.

by Big Bill April 6, 2005

Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020

Tim Damage

Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time

"I just took Tim Damage!"

by Hapfam June 25, 2018

Lul Tim

The Homie that we all need. He killed a rapper named king Von for touching his mans Quando Rondo at a club in ATL.

Person 1: yo don’t touch that nigga his mans gone lul tim you!

Person 2: man Fuck that *punches male*
Person 2: *gets shot 5 times”

by anonymous June 5, 2022

Tim Burton

The man who makes magic completely fill you up, and when you watch any of his films you never want to return to reality. He takes risks, dares to be different, makes us laugh and at the same time makes us fill with sadness, sympathy and every other emotion known to us. He can relate to everyone and he manages to always tickle that spot deep down in you that makes you think, not everyone can do this. He is undoubtadly a King.

you'll get hooked so easily, but you dont mind

Tim Burton is the ultimate dream maker

by this is bat country October 5, 2006

Tim Masters

A gay jew that whips his hair back and forth.

Tommy Mastorz Tim Masters

by killacrackaz January 13, 2011