Unicorn Horn

A boner, or erection.

Girl : “Hey baby”

Guy : “You just gave me a unicorn horn.”

by DaddyWithBigDick February 19, 2019

Mustache Unicorn

The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.

My pet Mustache Unicorn dose not go outside without their golden monocle.

by Pegastash February 7, 2017

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.

I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013

Exploding Unicorn

When a group of gay dudes have an extreme, nightmare inducing, HIV promising, dicks skinned raw orgy then weaponize the HIV by joining ISIS and blow themselves up in Jihad.

Did you hear about Greg? He died in Iraq. Did they hang him for being gay? No. His dying wish was to get his ass pounded then take his HIV and become an Exploding Unicorn. What a twat.

by Earth Wind and Taint December 1, 2020

SeXXXy Unicorn

A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!

She is a lawyer but she is also a SeXXXy Unicorn.

She gets that bag and is sexy as hell.

by Tangaray March 15, 2020

touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.

Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back

by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011