Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"
You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"
Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"
You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"
Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"
by CiscoBr0z April 22, 2011
A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.
The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.
by rachdc1 January 11, 2011
by carolina_D October 25, 2007
when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.
He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.
by vishuzzbabe77 December 30, 2010
The status you are given once you preform a task worthy of being compared to Phillip. This task normally involves a high amount of stupidity.
Guy 1: Wait, you're telling me that you ran over an old man and then backed up to see if he was ok?
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
Guy 2: Yup.
Guy 1: Ok, you have Phillip Status now. Don't talk to me.
Guy 2: Fuck, I'm gonna go kill myself.
by POSIDEONZ July 08, 2011
The below example is a conversation between two people.
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
"Did you hear about Jim?"-A
"no i did not"-B
"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A
"wow that's great! good for him.."-B
"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A
by Textbook Status October 14, 2010
Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.
I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.
by HBieber January 26, 2011