poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.

"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."

by kong kong is long July 20, 2009

poo chug

Norwegian tradition, often found in the times of the viking people. Done when turning 20 to prove you've become a man. Normally chugged from a bucket while watching Ratatouille around the campfire.

Person 1: Wanna chug some poo?
Person 2: ye, im always down for some poo chug.

by bruh phoenix June 28, 2019

Poo brew

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad

Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now

by Coolcandy August 28, 2014

diddly-poo

Zero, nothing, nada. Sometimes used during post-game press conferences to describe the performance of the team, particularly on offense.

"We didn't do diddly-poo offensively." --Jim Mora Sr.

by J-Smoove June 1, 2006

Poo-Over

When you wish you could start a poop all over, take your time, and make it cleaner. Saving toilet paper and unnecessary frustration.

(Person2 comes out of bathroom)
Person1: "Man, what took you so long?"
Person2: "I rushed it and then had a really hard time. I wish I could've had a poo-over."
Person1: "I totally know what you mean. Thank God we've got Charmin."

by JmeetsHinWOMB April 11, 2011

Poo Holes

1. First baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals

1. Albert Poo Holes is going to break the record for most grand slams in a single season this year. Just you watch...

by willers April 11, 2009

poo fist

Take poop (any kind will do) in your hand, squeeze your hand into a fist, and punch a deserving recipient.

If you piss me off again I am going to poo fist you!

by Dr. Casanova April 11, 2009