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Monday

The day Gandalf get's to lick her gram cracker. Her favorite activity.
"Today is Monday. which means Gandalf gets to lick a gram cracker"
by Moxxiemoo August 22, 2022
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and ss long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see tour message.
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies.
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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Monday's Dusk

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.
I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!
by Florence Grey April 17, 2011
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Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend
Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023
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Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.
"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"
by Ember Pember July 3, 2020
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Monday fairy

'I'm Monday's man Monday fairy'
by _ay March 6, 2023
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repercussion monday

The Monday after a company's holiday party when details of the party's shenanigans spread throughout the office. Repercussion Monday is one of HR's busiest days with multiple closed door meetings.
Did you see Jim and the new intern at the holiday party? They were so wasted they probably won't even know what to expect when HR calls them in for a meeting on Repercussion Monday.
by Chukarhunter April 21, 2018
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