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by 69disan69dat April 4, 2021

Moist

This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.

Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"

by bro-son February 4, 2023

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .

Your a wee moist mangler

by Creamy joe January 14, 2015

moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"

by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017

Moist

Being over emotional & having so many feelings & opinions about relationship issues...
Being a pu$$y.

Why are guys so moist today..?

by T0uch3d July 27, 2017

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston

This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.

by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023