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The Michigan Menace

A legendary being said to be omnipresent, with the entire state of Michigan being his home territory. He moves in silence and tends to appear either when two people are participating in Netflix and chill or whenever Michigan plays against Ohio State.

The origins of the Michigan Menace are still a mystery, though some say he came from Atlanta after his SoundCloud rap career went nowhere. Some believe him to be immortal, while others say his appearance at Michigan games with lard is a sign of good luck when playing against OSU.
Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about the Michigan Menace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I heard he appeared when that couple did Netflix n’ chill.”
Person 1: “I heard he magically manifested at the grocery store to buy lard.”
Person 2: “What the hell is the Michigan Menace buying lard for?”
Person 1: “I think he’s going to use it for the Michigan game today. They say it’s good luck.”
by Julius Please Her August 22, 2025
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Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.
by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022
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Michigan

The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.
“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
by Ioskaosposl February 10, 2021
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Michigan butt chug

The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.
“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.
by K-Town Crips February 29, 2024
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Michigan Tip

A male/female sucking on the tip of the shaft while stroking the rest
that chick from the gorilla cage gave me a Michigan Tip!!!!
by Joseph69 November 30, 2010
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Michigan Chad

A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.
I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG
by ActionSwanson42 July 3, 2018
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Michigan Sweatshirt

1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex

2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
Can't believe Szuper got a Michigan sweatshirt in Barcelona. Savage that he did that for 50 euros.
by miguelitode502 May 16, 2023
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