Genuinely believes he is sick at everything. Fred has a very small penis which makes him very sad but it doesn’t matter because he bullshits so much.
by Deez nuts 4321 November 24, 2021
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024
When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.
by whalecom November 21, 2021
When you're completely naked in public, getting oral while standing, and you got dropkicked from behind by a homeless guy named Fred.
I was getting head from Sarah at the park when all of a sudden a man pulled a Drop Dead Fred on me and then the caps came and we got busted.
by Austronomy February 24, 2024
by Red Hot with anger September 11, 2017
A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.
Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have
Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have
"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."
by limdiforreal December 09, 2024