columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

Eskimo Fuck

Similar to an Eskimo kiss. When two people who know each other have slept with the same person it is said they have Eskimo Fucked. Fucking by proxy.

Pete: "Oh no dude, you slept with Amber?"

Jordan: "Yeah, how did you not know that? You slept with her too?"

Pete: "Yeah dude. We totally Eskimo fucked."

Jordan: "You know I'm not into dudes, but there's literally no one I'd rather Eskimo fuck. Glad it was you dude."

by Hotnurse2001 February 10, 2018

Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.

Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.

by Jonnny Dogooder December 8, 2011

Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.

Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!

by ItsWhoo July 16, 2018

eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.

after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.

by Icemanjones April 23, 2018

eskimo nephew

When two guys fuck the same girl and she's has a kid with one of them

I have 10 Eskimo Nephews

by Nelsonsucksanus July 9, 2016