Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016
Get the ex-squaredmug. by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012
Get the Bliss Squaredmug. by hkpbaby January 12, 2020
Get the Meat squaresmug. A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.
I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.
by HappyGoJacky October 11, 2018
Get the Devil's Squaremug. The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
Get the Safety-squaringmug. Square Iguana or Square Iguana's is a term to describe Marijuana when you don't want to say Marijuana or Weed.
Hey man Im looking for some Square Iguana. Know where I can find any?
Hey man I got them Square Iguana's!
Hey man I got them Square Iguana's!
by Merly Black Hands September 5, 2020
Get the Square iguanamug. The chinese government ███████████████████████████ the ███████████████████████████ and then ██████████████████ their wives and children.
bro, did you hear about what happened at tiananmen square, everyone was cheerful and there was no massacre.
by BOT 1.0 November 15, 2022
Get the tiananmen squaremug.