Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023

Slimy Snail dick

slimy snail dick

Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

Snail Trail

When you pee in a girls butt. She panics and runs to bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, she leaks pee out of her butt.

"Bro, that chick left a snail trail from the hot tub to the bathroom"

by Corindos September 10, 2025

Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

snail

Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.

*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!

by xHARMONICOREx January 20, 2011

snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.

My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets

by Harley36 August 24, 2015

Snail Or Cheetah

A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!

“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”

by AspergerKing420 December 19, 2021