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sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention
Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?
by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019
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Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches
For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.
by Sorrelli May 24, 2016
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oyster sandwich

She gave him the ol' oyster sandwich.
by AshleyTS89 June 7, 2021
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Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.
You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.
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Cum Sandwich

This is the every day diet of a chode with lips also known as Ajit Pai
Ajit Pai: I'm hungry, hmm, what about a cum sandwich!!! yes!!! that would be delicious * proceeds to jizz in bread
by UCHEASY April 27, 2021
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The Chicken Sandwich

While having intimate relations with your partner you grab a live chicken/rooster and place it in between the both of you and you try and kill the chicken with your pelvis then cook it up for dinner that night.
Yo dude, I heard you had the chicken sandwich last night!.

Yeah..

Niiiiiiccceee
by Tbreezy6 August 14, 2017
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Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.
I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.
by dream luvva April 6, 2015
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