Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.

asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."

by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012

Ninja Toke

Toking in public places but in a fashion where no one notices.

The other day me and my friends went to Sacramento and ninja toked at the state capital.

by ironpikachu February 19, 2010

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

Bin Ninja

(noun) Someone who sneaks rubbish and into their neighbours' bins when their own bins are full. A bin ninja usually comes after a large gathering has filled a houses garbage receptacles. The act generally occurs at night and requires much sneaking about.

(verb) To bin ninja something.

"Man. That party was epic. What are we going to do with all these empties...the bins are full!"
"No worries man. We'll just bin ninja them into everyone else's bins tonight."

by billybobboy June 2, 2014

Ninja Nosejob

While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose

Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

ninja rowson

Ninja Rowson is one of the best maths teachers to have. He will perform a dance called the Ninja dance where he moves around as If he was a ninja whilst impersonating a Chinese/Japanese accent. He is a good teacher although sometimes he gets in a strop and sits back down in his chair for around 10 minutes of the 60 minute lesson you have with him .

"It's not fair you have an alright maths teacher" - Tyler

" what are you on about you've got Ninja Rowson"

by XD :) July 29, 2019

Ninja sket

A Sket that is a ninja

Annie reeve is a ninja sket

by Alfred6969 April 17, 2021