Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.
by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010
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Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak
Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.
by Doc Starr November 28, 2021
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hollow meat

John: "So what you are saying is that you only play a guitar because of women?"
Peter: "Nope. I just do it for their hollow meat."
by Svetlan June 18, 2013
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Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.
Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.
by Clint Fu December 17, 2015
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Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.
"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker
by sokansas November 25, 2011
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cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)
wow look at her cankle meat!!!
by Nova-rooms May 19, 2020
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Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.
"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"
by merdji1 March 09, 2012
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