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Mustard

Mustard is yellow and super cool.
Treat anyone that eats mustard as if they were a true YN
Kendrick ;)
MUSSSSTTTTTAAARRRDD (Mustard)
by Mustard Consumer July 7, 2025
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mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
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Spilling the mustard everywhere

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"
"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"
by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017
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Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
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mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.
by Garshy June 26, 2020
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mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).
Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.
by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020
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Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.
That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.
by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023
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