facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012

The ones who crashed facebook

Chelsea and Tom were spamming ange's picture with meanlingless chat on 1/15/2009 when the picture reached about 150 comments facebook went poof. And for about 3 hours pictures were invisible, pages were distorted, and a legend was born.... The Ones Who Crashed Facebook.

I was just about to write on my girlfriends wall when i got kicked off! GOD DAMN ID LOVE TO FIND THE ONES WHO CRASHED FACEBOOK IN PERSON AND KILL THEM

by stylezzZ` January 15, 2009

The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats

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The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats of BLFC is a law which states that before one can engage in sexual acts with another person, he or she must approve the act with any person he or she has ever Facebook chatted.

Person A: Did you hear that Harry shagged Samantha?
Person B: Jane is mad because she Facebook chats Harry.
Person A: I guess he didn't follow The Bixby Law of Facebook Chats.

by St. Juan Pablo December 15, 2011

thefacebook

A spiderweb-like network of a site, available to select universities. Students can create a profile containing all of their vital information. (Name, relationship status, telephone, AIM, address, classes, favorite stuff, etc.) For this reason, also called stalkernet by world-aware students.

Used to "connect" with friends from various schools or to gather information on that cute guy in your Psych 101 class.

The modern uni equivalent of "What's your number?"

Hey, are you on facebook?

by Lady Chevalier May 3, 2005

thefacebook

a better version of friendster where only the cream of the crop (the ones in college) can register and use.

I can find all the girls with looks and brains on thefacebook.

by Dont be bitter May 13, 2005

thefaceyouhate

mean, liar, furry and loves harry styles

Have you met Thefaceyouhate? She always wears cat ears and listens to harry styles.

by crackmas February 15, 2022

thefacebook

A weak friendster ripoff through which Harvard students can impose their inferiority on other schools.

High praise for thefacebook shows that inflation at Harvard is not merely limited to grades.

by Huck Farvard March 10, 2004