The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
by The corsa April 21, 2022
Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie
Evan Callham looks like snape
by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019
by FiddleMan September 02, 2008
Person1: Who is gay?
Person2: Evan Alexander
Person2: Evan Alexander
by ImNotHimBTW November 03, 2019
by britt12342 June 05, 2019
The man that may not be the hottest guy livin'... But can kick everyone's ass in all of the different art types. He draws, paints, and gets the pussy on the first date.
Girl 1: Did you ever hear of the new Ben Evans in town?
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked
Girl 2: wait?! Ben Evans!!!
Girl 1: yep, I'm looking for him, I'll let him paint me naked
by ILuVictory April 26, 2014
A person with very little friends who’s head is very square and has a lot of sisters, also, Ross Evans is probaly a nonce who humps his pillow a lot.
by LongLiveGeorge BLDM November 04, 2019