cowboy update

A) (Verb, to get): to get your news on soc-med such as Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites

B) ( noun): the news items that's available through social media like the news column on Facebook' s right hand side.

If you are going to get a cowboy update definition a ), from such semi believable sources such as Facebook's cowboy update definition b), please learn how to think critically

by Sexydimma May 31, 2016

Lineshaft Cowboy

One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.

Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.

by Concerned Cadet September 25, 2022

Cowboy Hotpocket

When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.

"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."

by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022

sweaty cowboy

A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)

Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy

by LeakingAirCompressor December 16, 2017

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

snow cowboy

A snow cowboy is a bad ass. The snow cowboy drives a badass avalanche and is known for pulling out stuck dodges and having sex with there moms.

Call the snow cowboy to pull out that price of shit ram you got stuck in your grandmas yard

by Laykes dad February 21, 2021

Pocket cowboy

A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.

“I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.

by Cactguy March 22, 2021