Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021

Problems

Something people have only for a while.

She beat the guy's dog to death with a baseball bat, and then what problems?

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Chaotic Bus Problems

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.

Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"

Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"

by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013

Looking Problem

Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.

"Becca has a serious looking problem"
"I know, but it's not like she is a lesbian."

by badassgirl February 20, 2011

first weeb problems

Like first world problems but..... For weebs

When you really want to tell all your friends about what happened in your favorite anime, but none of them watch it. First Weeb Problems

by NebuLositY99 July 2, 2019

you have problems

When someone is weird or indicted to something that can be real or fake.

You have problems with smoking you do it so much.

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018

Problem Caller

Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.

Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"

by irbanurban22 February 29, 2024